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fig. 2 ~ TAGS
Advertising
Animation
Awesome
Bikes
Book Cover
Books
Branding
CD
Clever
Collage
Collections
Color
Comics
Cool
Craft
Design
Dogs
Drawing
Font
Funny
History
Letterpress
Light
Logos
Magazine
Money
Music
Over 40
Packaging
Painting
Papercraft
Photography
Poster
Posters
Retro
Science
Self Portrait
Self Portraits
SMA
T-shirt
Time Lapse
Truth
Typography
Video
Vintage
Web
Weird
WTF
fig. 3 ~ NEWISH STUFF
- TinTin Covers By Dan Hipp
- Wood Sculpture by Randall Rosenthal
- Saturday Morning Animation – MK12 | Follow the Sun | 2011
- Over 40 – February 2011
- Saturday Morning Animation – Looks That Kill
- Pitted…SOOO Pitted
- Over 40 – January 2011
- Sanborn Fire Insurance Map Typography
- Saturday Morning Animation – Apache
- SATURDAY MORNING ANIMATION – (notes on) Biology
fig. 4 ~ BIG PLASTIC TWITTER
- @jonwurster WordHateâ„¢ ruling: EXPERTISE. I say nay. # 2012/02/04
- BLOCKED. RT @christiansen_: We need about 1000% more saxophone in modern music. #CarelessWhisper # 2012/02/04
- Decided to add a fainting couch to my newly enlarged cube. For, you know, when people see my work. Just in case. # 2012/02/03
- RT @christiansen_: Conversation at work today. Him: "So Josh..." Me: "Yeah?" Him: "Wrong Josh." Me: "I'm always the right Josh." Him: ". ... # 2012/02/02
- MWUHAHAHA!! RT @Elisabethf: My and @Christiansen_'s Super Cube is now rivaled in glory by @BigPlasticHead's Palatial Estate. # 2012/02/02
fig. 5~ NEWISH COMMENTS:
- FROM: Old Portfolio Cover (Front & Back) (22)
- michael evans: Thanks
- Patrick: Yes. I failed in coming up with a retort to your brilliant Star Wars reference nor can I compete against...
- michael evans: great comeback :/
- Patrick: I LOVE that you were trying to wind me up but clearly, it is you who is wound up. Seriously, how old are you?
- michael evans: It isn’t am where I’m from you silly triple chinned hippo. CO-WORKERS HAHAHAH, does it...
- billb: completely awesome
- FROM: Saturday Morning Animation – Apache (1)
- Sheherazade T.: This video Is absolutely fantastic
- kelly: Beautiful.



Chit Chat
Can I copy these Pictures? I need a reply ASAP. thanks.
Depends on what you mean by copy, son.
Can I get ideas from this picture? – i mean, i am going to change the main character (from person to a bear) but keep rest of them. I will put your name also.
I totally printed this out and used it!!! BIG HIT! Props to the artist! =)
Then that makes you, Kellie Fogus, a totally total dick. Props!!
putting work that you are precious over online for people to copy makes you the total dick…..son
No, John. Just because it is online does not mean it is free for taking or copying. You are the dumbest of all.
To be fair i agree with john, its a little irresponsible posting ur work online like that which makes copying easy. People shouldn’t do it but u PATRICK are the ‘dumbest of all’ for thinking they wont. All things aside i dont see why anyone would copy this cover it looks like a school boys sketch. Peace out ass-munch
Oh, Michael. First, you should try harder to punctuate properly and use the shift key at the proper time. You are all over the place. Makes you look dumber than John up there. Second, it’s not the copying that I was commenting on, it was the copying and the subsequent posting on my blog bragging that she DID copy it. That makes her, in my book, a dick.
And you ought to know about “school boys”, weirdo.
Punctuate properly? i didn’t realize you were marking me on grammar. Anyway your picture says everything i need to know about you. You are an absolute tool and your portfolio cover is ridiculously shit as well as your blog. Who are you to shit on here and call anyone anything and I sincerely doubt you’d have the balls to insult someone to their face so shut your fucking mouth you faggot cunt. Also you look like a fly in your picture you weaselly fuck.
Who am I? Why, I am the owner of this blog. I can do ANYTHING on this site. And I am marking you on EVERYTHING you do here. Right now, you are failing miserably. For one, in your last comment, you asked a question and didn’t end it with a question mark, (which looks like this by the way: “?”).
You must be under ten years old as you can only resort to name calling instead of actually making intelligent informed opinions about the conversation. Your mother must be very proud of you homophobia as well.
I hope you stick around, Michael. I am learning SO MUCH about the good people of Londonderry! Tell John “Hi!” from me, will you? That is, if you can take his dick out of your mouth long enough to get a word or two out. HAHAHAHAH! Just kidding. I know his dick is not in your mouth; it’s in your ass. (Note proper use of the semi-colon.)
At the end of the day you are a middle-aged failed professional. As for your appreciated grammatical lessons allow me to return the favor. Patrick it should have been, “Your mother must be very proud of your homophobia as well”. Full stops are used to signify the end of a matter so don’t use them then continue the sentence, “Right now, you are failing miserably. For one, in your last comment”, and “HAHAHAHAH! Just kidding. I know his dick is not in your mouth”. My advice on these matters would be to revert to your ten year old self and remember what he learnt in school, like don’t begin a sentence with ‘and’ although not illegal it just doesn’t look well as insulting viewers of your ‘blog’. I am 100% sure you’re unemployed and fat whilst quite possibly single. Anyway mate I really don’t want to keep coming on this because your face is hard to look at without wanting to rip my eyes out. I’ll just end by giving you one more lesson, ‘Londonderry’, doesn’t exist so you should maybe try buying a map that hasn’t been made by a Brit.
Michael! It’s so good to hear from you again! It’s wonderful how all of a sudden you care about grammar and punctuation. I am glad our conversations have made you try to improve your character at least a little bit. My favorite part are all the errors YOU made when trying to point out errors I made.
You are very wrong about many things including the things you are “100% sure” about. At the end of the day as a successful professional (in the field that I went to school for), I go home to my wife and son. Your research has proven to be very lazy. A quick look at other articles in this blog would have shown you that.
As far as it not looking good insulting people who come to this blog, please remember that you insulted me first. You had it coming and you are lucky you didn’t get more.
Londonderry does exist. That is where you I.P. address is..
First you called kellie fogus a dick. Then I created to fake names to wind you up the first name being John Kearney, personally i believe i was successful in doing so. As for research i have seen the rest of your blog and I seen you have a child congrats on getting someone to sleep with you. Although in all fairness you only need one chin, having 3 is just plain greedy
Hello again, Michael! Or is it John? Whichever. I knew you were the same person or, at the very least, knew each other; both of the comments came from the same IP address. Did you know that blogs (like this one) record the IP addresses of comments that come in? They do! Isn’t it amazing? Yours (and John’s) is 2.126.132.14. Go ahead. Look it up It’s fun!
I need to correct you on your facts though: FIRST, Kellie took my work and then bragged about it on my blog, which is the equivalent of walking into my living room and taking a dump on my carpet. THEN I called her a dick for doing that, which I stand behind. THEN you show up and call ME a dick.
Don’t walk into someones house and call them a dick. They will generally retaliate.
More advice for you, youngster. Don’t go on other peoples blogs with fake names and tell them how they should conduct themselves. That makes you look weak. One may even go as far to call you a “chickenshit” or a “pussy.” Man up, grow some balls and own your opinion or just fuck off. No one cares what ‘anonymous’ thinks.
Also, thanks for the ‘congrats’ on getting someone to sleep with me! Your mom said I was the best she’d ever had.
HAHA! Just kidding. I would never go near a vagina that pushed out the likes of you.
BOOM! Thanks, folks! I’m here all night! HAHAHAHA!
Well lets take a look at what your wife’s vagina pushed out. I don’t blame your wife or the poor child
but that’s what happens when hippo’s and humans breed. Your child has an excuse for having too many chins what’s your’s? You have completely overstepped my topic and it’s something I am intrigued about, i never really understood the concept of over-eating? Is it to compensate for your tiny cock or to make you feel better when your wife fucks around with ‘humans’. I am currently loving the fact that I have made your blog look as classy as an episode of ‘who’s the daddy’ on Jeremy Kyle……. shit that’s where I know your from and if i remember correctly you were not the child’s father! nice to know your staying around and being a daddy though…….. P.s your the one who keeps a blog, that the gayest thing i have seen, you are simply a wannabee of this person…..
http://journalistjan.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/carrie-bradshaw1.jpg
Michael! Always good to hear from you early in the AM. You just can’t stay away can you? I know, my charms are hard to resist. (Ask your mom about that.
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My coworkers and I are really enjoying your input to this topic however, this last comment from you is pretty cryptic and doesn’t reference the original post at all so I am assuming you were drunk or had a cerebral aneurism when you wrote it. Please, please, please, if you are going to drink and comment on blogs, limit yourself to one beer and, for god sakes, split it with someone else because it appears you can’t tolerate spirits. Or a blood vessel in your brain exploded in which case you should get yourself to a hospital post-haste.
Your grammar and punctuation went off the rails again too. I’m sorry but I am going to have to mark you down again. So sad after so much progress. Looks like you are going to be held back another year. Again.
What is “Who’s The Daddy”? Who is Jeremy Kyle? I have no idea what you are referencing so your effort to “wind me up” with that is lost. Sorry. However the Carrie Bradshaw reference? A gem! SO brilliantly thought out. You have bested me with that one. I am so very “wound up” at this point I just don’t know how to handle myself. Michael, you are SUCH a Miranda!
It isn’t am where I’m from you silly triple chinned hippo. CO-WORKERS HAHAHAH, does it take two bum-bandits to run this blog? Because lets face it you don’t have a real job, that’s why you sit and upload picture of tin tin and make CD’s with your child’s ugly mug on the cover. Anyway people find blogs like these online and hope to seek inspiration design wise and I have certainly got some here, i am inspired to never eat up like you and in more ways than one. I never want to be a fat fuck who sits and eats all day and collects chins for a living, i want to succeed at my profession, I also want to live in a home that isn’t made with the same materials as a caravan. Basically your just on the edge of the gutter waiting to get pushed in. Its also not cool to sit and take pictures of yourself all day and upload them when you look like Jabba the Hutt’s lovechild. “There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die”. If you need to understand any of these insults google is your friend. God knows you need one fatty
I LOVE that you were trying to wind me up but clearly, it is you who is wound up. Seriously, how old are you?
great comeback :/
Yes. I failed in coming up with a retort to your brilliant Star Wars reference nor can I compete against your poorly researched go-to weight reference. You have bested me, sir. Well done.
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Thanks
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